Three sentence movie reviews: The Bourne Supremacy

http://www.impawards.com/2004/bourne_supremacy.html

In this sequel to the Bourne Identity we find out more pieces of Jason Bourne’s* past and watch him work through some forgiveness things. The action was well paced and made sense** and there were at least three times I gasped aloud in surprise. Plus, Joan Allen!

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home, in preparation for Filmspotting’s 2019 March Madness

*And can we just talk for a moment about what a great name Jason Bourne is? Jason is the ultimate anonymous name of that particular era,*** and “bourne” is both a homonym for “born” a theme of the first movie, and also is a misspelling the the past participle of “bear” which is a good description of the weight Jason Bourne’s carries pre-amnesia and also post-amnesia. Kudos to Robert Ludlum for thinking up this name.
**A thing that is mostly not true for many of the action movies I watch.
***I think a fun fictional coupling would be Jason Bourne and the feminist terrorist organization Jennifer from Sarai Walker’s Dietland.

Three sentence movie reviews: Tig Notaro Happy to Be Here

https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie/posts/tig-notaro-is-just-happy-to-be-here-in-a-new-stand-up-comedy-special-produced-by/10156393989393851/

Tig Notaro is a master of making me like her so much I want to protect her while also making me somewhat uncomfortable during her comedy specials. So was it with this special during the end bit concerning the Indigo Girls. I always enjoy exposure to the machinations of Notaro’s mind.

Cost: Netflix subscription fee ($7.99)
Where watched: at home with Matt

Three sentence movie reviews: Blue Jay

http://www.impawards.com/2016/blue_jay.html

A chance hometown meeting of high school sweethearts launches this two-people-walking-and-talking-style story that you like or you don’t.* Tentative in their conversation at first, Paulson and Duplass crank up the stakes as the hours pass. It’s a quiet movie, populated with good acting and the sadness of nostalgia.

Cost: Netflix monthly subscription ($7.99)
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching: Before We Go, Before Sunrise, Gerry

*I like. Matt doesn’t.

Three sentence movie reviews: High Noon

http://www.impawards.com/1952/high_noon.html

Various problems with DVDs and many holds at the library meant that watching this classic was a long time coming. However, once I successfully did press play, I was thrilled to find that this is a classic for a reason. Almost filmed in real time, the tension increases with each scene as we find out more of why Marshal Will Kane’s story.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching: Rudy, Battle of the Sexes, the Martian, Legally Blonde

And here is our scratch-off poster roundup:

This clock will be familiar to all who watch this movie.

I tend to be less impressed with scratch-offs that just reproduce obvious things like this iconic picture.

And this one. 

Three sentence movie reviews: Like Father

http://www.impawards.com/tv/like_father.html
(I’m pretty sure this scene was not in the movie)

Into everyone’s life some not-very-good movies must come,* and this falls in the not-good category. I think what it was lacking was the spark that made me want to root for the characters, though Bell and Grammer tried their best. The Newlywed Game scene was amusing, but other than that, this movie was a big thumbs down.**

Cost: Netflix monthly charge ($7.99)
Where watched: at home.

*And as I watch a lot of movies I see a goodly number of so-so features. I watch them so you don’t have to.
**On the plus side, it’s a movie written and directed by a woman.  Let’s hope Lauren Miller Rogan has some more directing opportunities in the future.

Consider watching instead: Dan in Real Life, Hanna, Father of the Bride, the Descendants

Three sentence movie reviews: Ocean’s 12

http://www.impawards.com/2004/oceans_twelve.html

It was fun to revisit this film and the Ocean’s 11 gang, especially since I had forgotten all but a few details of the plot. The European locations were gorgeously filmed and the heist was more unbelievable, but still fun. Vincent Cassel was very fun to watch as Francois Toulour.

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home with Matt who enjoyed.

Consider also watching: Ocean’s Thirteen, Point Break, The Italian Job, Fast Five

Three sentence movie reviews: Crazy Rich Asians

http://www.impawards.com/2018/crazy_rich_asians.html

This movie was very pretty to look at, from both a scenery and actor perspective, plus it took place in Singapore, which is an area I’m not at all familiar with, even cinematically. However, the pacing of this film was very slow, which made for not quite the enjoyable movie going experience I was looking for. Awkwafina perked up whatever scene she was in, but otherwise this was a little bit of a slog.*

Cost: $5.55
Where watched: Regal City Center Stadium 12 with S. North, who fell asleep.

Consider also watching: The Incredible Jessica James, Maggie’s Plan

*Also, by the time a person has been in a relationship for a year, the time has long passed for them to disclose any things about their family that might matter to the other person in the relationship. The lack of such disclosure bugged me and made it hard to root for the couple.

Three sentence movie reviews: To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

http://www.impawards.com/tv/to_all_the_boys_ive_loved_before.html

As an adolescent who wrote and then did not send letters to boys I liked, this movie was right up my alley. Aside from the fun not-relationship setup, we also got family life and some less fun social media harassment issues. While this movie has a few flaws,* it’s been a very good summer for romantic comedies (mostly due to Netflix) and I’m happy to add this to the list of solid rom-coms.

Cost: Netflix monthly subscription fee ($7.99)
Where watched: at home, and it was exactly what I needed on this particular Sunday evening.

Also consider watching: Warm Bodies, Everything Everything

*If they are lounging on their couches, why do they watch media on a laptop and not some sort of TV device? Don’t tell me they don’t have a TV, because they must.  Also, when one gets into a hot tub in one’s nightgown, one does not then get to walk in a dry nightgown back to their room.

Three sentence movie reviews: The Bourne Identity

http://www.impawards.com/2002/bourne_identity.html

This was not such a good movie to watch while giving myself a pedicure as there is not very much dialogue and a lot of action. However, Matt Damon as a confused assassin was a bit win for me and I easily got caught up in this film, to the detriment of my pedicure.* I look forward to seeing if the next two movies can carry on the engrossing nature of the story.**

Cost: free from library
Where watched: at home, in preparation for 2019 Filmspotting Madness

*Which is really no big deal. It’s my favorite thing about pedicures. When you get nail polish on your toes and not the nail, it comes off the next day in the shower.
**When I first moved to Portland and was living with my aunt, I used to ride my bike to the Burlingame Fred Meyer on Sunday mornings, then take the bus downtown to church. I always had some time to kill, so would read the magazines while I waited. I have a clear memory of standing in Fred Meyer and reading an article about Matt Damon’s upcoming movie, which was this movie. It was to be his first action film and there was speculation if he could carry his winning streak to the action genre. I remember being very nervous for him to do well in this movie.  I need not to have worried.

Three sentence movie reviews: BlackkKlansman

http://www.impawards.com/2018/blackkklansman.html

I haven’t seen a ton of Spike Lee movies* but the ones I have seen drag a little, and this one was no exception. Aside from that, it was well worth watching and provided tense moments, moments of relief through humor, great acting**  and really awesome costumes. And the ending was frigging amazing.

Cost: $8.00
Where watched: McMenamins Baghdad Theater with Matt. It was the first showing and a nice August day, so the theater was mostly empty, which was the opposite of what I would have wanted for this particular film.

*Need to rectify that
**John David Washington is very, very good.
Of note. I’ve found a good site for movies such as this: History vs Hollywood. It drills down to the details of “based on a true story.”