Three sentence movie reviews–Must Love Dogs.


I spent a lot of time during this movie contemplating if John Cusack was playing Lloyd Dobler all grown up and I concluded he was. Though predictable, this was a funny and delightful movie that I enjoyed more than I thought I would. More good roles should be written for Diane Lane.

Bechdel score: Two women: yes. That talk to each other: yes. About something besides a man: alas, no. It’s that last one that is the uncrossable hurdle. Every single time.

ps. In googling “Lloyd Dobler” I found a funny article about Lloyd Love from 2006. You can read it too: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/13/AR2006021302411.html

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2005/must_love_dogs.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Slumdog Millionaire.


Things, that when seen in movies I don’t recover from and thus, dislike the move: torture, intentional maiming of children, anything covered in human excrement. When they are all three in one movie I spend the movie breathing deeply, not watching the screen and wishing we had chosen to watch the bad acting of Twilight. I also thought the ending was stupid–though I liked the dancing at the very end.

HATED THIS MOVIE! HATED IT.

Bechdel score: Two women? Nope.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2008/slumdog_millionaire.html

Three sentence movie reviews–North Country


This movie is a very well made movie, but hard to watch, and I’m sure that not nearly the number of men saw it that should have. Full of super fabulous actors bringing their A-game, it is a good reminder, yet again, of how recently women’s right to work has had to be affirmed by the courts. And this, ladies and gentleman, is why all of us had to sit through multitudes of sexual harassment trainings in the 90s.

Becdel rating: Has two women characters: Yes. Who talk to each other: Yes. About something besides a man: Yes. Although the men are the problem in this movie. So sort of no.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2005/north_country.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Sweet Home Alabama.


I didn’t see this when it first came out because I find Josh Lucas’ features to be very ferret-like and that distracts me (though I’m sure he is a very nice person and has many redeeming qualities.) It was an okay movie, with some nice unique romantic comedy touches. I would rate this movie a good “flu movie” meaning one to put on when you are home sick in bed.

Bechdel reveiw: two women: yes. Who talk to each other: yes. About something besides a man: nope.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2002/sweet_home_alabama.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Mrs. Henderson Presents.


A fine film, one to watch with your grandmother, even if it is a bit risque. The actors act well, the story is fine and you get to see a full frontal of Bob Hoskins. I’ll leave you to decide if that is an attraction or deterrent.

Bechdel score: Two women: Yes. Talk to each other: Yes. About something other than a man? Sort of…

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/2005/mrs_henderson_presents_ver2.html

Three sentence movie reviews–City of Angels


I only made it through about 1/3 of this movie so here is my truncated review:

While watching this incredibly slow movie from 1998 all I could think was, “Man, remember how big the obsession with angels was in the 1990s? What ever happened to that?”

Bechdel review: Two women. Nope.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1998/city_of_angels.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Revolutionary Road.

Sometimes, it makes all the difference who you watch the movie with. With me in the theater were two women who found a lot of this movie funny and laughed accordingly. I wouldn’t have noticed if I was watching it by myself, but the things they were laughing at were funny, even in this grim, depressing, well-acted movie.

Bechdel rating: Two women. Yep. Who talk to each other. Yep. About something besides a man. Not really.

Three sentence movie reviews–Sunset Boulevard


You know how you watch some classic films and think, “Okay, I get why this was a big deal and is a classic now, but this movie is boring!”? This is NOT one of those classics. I was glued to the TV the entire time, loved hearing all the lines I knew were from the movie and never had heard in context and couldn’t get enough of either characters.

Bechdel rating: has two women: yes. Who talk to each other: nope. Alas.

poster from: http://www.impawards.com/1950/sunset_boulevard.html

Three sentence movie reviews–Enchanted


The MAunts came over for a Valentine Lunch. We had yummy food and watched this movie. They liked it.

Bechdel rating: At least two women. Yes. Talk to each other: yes. About something besides a man: alas, no.

poster from: http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/FIOW7RRQaXrFSX/photos

Bechdel Test

In a movie review in the Oregonian, I came across the following test:

(1) It has to have a least two women in it who (2) talk to each other about (3) something besides a man.

This is known informally as the Bechdel Test, having originally appeared in Alison Bechdel’s comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For and has been embraced by others on the Internet. I particularly like this site (http://bechdel.nullium.net/) which has icons for which levels the movie meets.

Here (http://alisonbechdel.blogspot.com/2005/08/rule.html) is the comic strip. Apparently, it should be known as the Liz Wallace test.

I love the Bechdel test because I hunger for more movies that are not so man-centered. From now on, my three sentence movie reviews will also include a note if the movie passes the test. I’m guessing that a lot of them won’t. Doubt for instance, doesn’t really pass, though you would think it would. It did have at least two women in it, and they did talk to each other, but they pretty much only talked about a man.

For those of you not familiar with Dykes to Watch Out For, you should read it. You can read the entire strip in book form in several volumes most likely available from your library and I’m guessing it is on the Internet, too. It is a very funny literate comic, with politics and many memorable characters.