New Category: Hasn’t Aged Well

My teenage years were full of many warm comments about Breakfast at Tiffany’s. (This was before Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s song .)

“Such a good film!”

“That dress! And Audrey Hepburn is so beautiful!”

“’Moon River’ is a great song!”

“It’s iconic!”

George Peppard, Audrey Hepburn, and Patricia Neal in Breakfast at Tiffany's

When I sat down to watch the film on VHS, I was ready to be dazzled. And I liked it just fine. That is, until Mickey Rooney made an appearance.

In the film, Rooney plays Hepburn’s landlord, who is constantly scolding her for something I forget. Maybe she’s late on the rent? Haranguing landlords fit in fine with the narrative, but the character’s name was Mr. Yunioshi, and Rooney portrayed a man with a heavy Japanese accent and exaggerated “Japanese” mannerisms.

I was horrified. And this was probably around 1992 or so? Anti-Japanese feelings were still running high. “They’re stealing our jobs” was a pretty common refrain and my family only drove cars made by U.S. manufactures. I’d grown up with racist cartoons, the whole bit. But Rooney’s antics were worse than I’d seen.

Mickey Rooney in a racist depiction of a Japanese man.

It ruined the film for me. I couldn’t believe that amid all that gushing about the classic film, not one person had added, “Oh yeah, and brace yourself for a very racist portrayal of a Japanese man.”

Those scenes still would have been bad, but at least I would have known they were coming. Why hadn’t anyone remarked on them?

While Rooney’s characterization was reflective of the early 60s, (though it’s never okay to make fun of a group of people, no matter the decade) it wasn’t reflective of the early 90s. There were still things to like about the film. Hepburn did look fabulous and “Moon River” is a great song (though a little short on lyrics, Mancini!) If only someone had given me the heads up about Rooney, Breakfast at Tiffany’s would occupy a different place in my heart.

It is because of this that I introduce a new category in my reviews: Hasn’t Aged Well.

It won’t appear all the time, because new movies haven’t yet aged. But when I watch a film and a thing or things just aren’t hitting right, I’ll alert you to them with that category. There are probably a lot of good things about the rest of the film, and you might be better able to enjoy them if you know you might be cringing in places.

I like to think of this category as the Mr. Yunioshi Memorial Category.

What’s your most memorable Hasn’t Aged Well moment?

Top Movies April 2021

?5 movies watched?

?April. Where one movie made its own category.?

A pie chart showing 3/5th Good, 1/5 Recommended and 1/5 Rocky

Click on any title to read the full review.

Friends with Benefits

A testament to charisma.

Justin Timberlake and Milia Kunis in Friends with Benefits. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Friends with Benefits

Detour

If you only watch one 40s-era movie this year, this should be it.

Ann Savage and Tom Neal in Detour. A star with text Recommended. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Detour


Rocky

Not good enough to be good, but with a certain je ne sais quoi this movie forced itself into its own category

Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire in Rocky. A star with text: Not great. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Rocky

Pieces of a Woman

It’s a shame how sad plots keep people from excellent performances.

Vanessa Kirby and Shia LaBeouf in Pieces of a Woman. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com Pieces of a Woman

Lady from Shanghai

The sun-and-fun noir.

Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth in The Lady from Shanghai. A star with text Good. An arch with text The Lady from Shanghai

Rita Hayworth is the Lady from Shanghai

Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth in The Lady from Shanghai

The Lady from Shanghai

?Directed by Orson Welles?
?Written by Sherwood King, Orson Welles?

The review:

Orson Welles does an Irish accent and takes the noir film to a bunch of sunny locals for an interesting night at the cinema.* Everyone really dug into their characters, none more so than Glenn Anders, who played his part with a sweaty dedication. There were also twists a plenty, and some dramatic visuals as befits the dude who made Citizen Kane.**

The verdict: Good

Cost: Free via TV Time app on Roku TV (But get ready to see the same commercials repeated.)
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching all of the Filmspotting 40’s Noir Marathon movies:

Further sentences:

*So much sun and fun! (But that underbelly of darkness followed them, don’t worry) I loved that we seemed to be getting location shots, rather than sound stage shots.
**”This movie is awesome!” I cackled aloud near the end.

Questions:

  • What did you think of the treatment of all the people of color who wandered through this film?
  • What are your favorite Rita Heyworth and Orson Welles movies?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Columbia Pictures boss Harry Cohn told Orson Welles he would never again hire one man to produce, direct and act because he could never fire him.

Also this:

In the aquarium scene, the tanks were shot separately, enlarged, and matted in to make the sea creatures appear more monstrous and loom closer to the actors.

Other reviews of The Lady from Shanghai:

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Pick Up Pieces of a Woman

Vanessa Kirby and Shia LaBeouf in Pieces of a Woman

Pieces of a Woman

?Directed by Kornél Mundruczó?
?Written by Kata Wéber?

The review:

“Young mother’s home birth ends in tragedy” is a phrase that will probably have most of the potential audience saying, “Nope!” but for those of you who like sad dramas that depend more on acting than dialog, this film is for you!* The film does a great job establishing a loving relationship between the two leads so we can then watch things crumble. Vanessa Kirby is new to me** and her Best Actress Oscar Nomination is well deserved.***

The verdict: Good

Cost: Netflix monthly fee $8.99
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching:

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*That’s me! If it’s you, don’t miss this!
*I apparently saw her in Hobbs & Shaw?
***Though I honestly felt the filmmakers were trying to position Ellyn Burstyn for a best supporting nomination.****
****She was good in this, but there was a weird age gap. She’s 88 (Which: !) and Vanessa Kirby is 31, which means if they are playing their ages, Burstyn would have been 57 when she gave birth to Kirby. I think an actor in her 60s would have been a better fit age-wise.

Questions:

  • Is it just me? Does getting the ages of the actors wrong also bug you?
  • How long after the main events of the movie do you think the ending takes place?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

The title doesn’t appear until 30 minutes into the movie.

(This was a thing I noticed.)

Other reviews of Pieces of a Woman:

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Don’t Avoid Edgar G. Ulmer’s Detour

Ann Savage and Tom Neal in Detour.

Detour

?Directed by Edgar G. Ulmer?
?Written by Martin Goldsmith?

The review:

There are three reasons to watch this film and the least of the reasons is that it’s 68 minutes, so it won’t take much of your time. The other two have to do with the road trip conundrum* and the incredible performance by Ann Savage.** I can’t say I know a ton about noir, but I can say that this film is a great place to start, if you are among the noir curious.***

The verdict: Recommended

Cost: free from the Multnomah County Library (I even got the Criterion Collection version.)
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching:

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*Though “back in the day” is often portrayed as a time when hitchhiking was a thing that everyone did, Tom Neal’s character mentions how hard it’s been for him to get a ride.
**She doesn’t appear until the movie is nearly halfway over, but man, does she make this film work.
***And like I said, 68 minutes!

Questions:

  • What was Al Roberts first misstep?
  • How you would have navigated this particular jam?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

The budget PRC gave director Edgar G. Ulmer for this film was so small that the 1941 Lincoln Continental V-12 convertible driven by Charles Haskell was actually Ulmer’s personal car.

Other reviews of Detour:

Orange background with a white frame. Shut up, yer makin' noises like a husband. —Detour. Read the three sentence movie review. 3SMReviews.com

Rocky Was Not at All What I Was Expecting

Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire in Rocky

Rocky

?Directed by John G. Avildsen?
?Written by Sylvester Stallone?

The review:

My delighted feelings about this film stem from the fact that I grew up in the 80s and what I knew of Rocky* was not what this film was. I was ready for thuggish posturing, best of the best, underdog win-it-all and what I found was a meditation on mediocrity, a mostly sweet love story,** and a main character who knew exactly how subpar he was.*** While the writing was good**** Stallone himself wasn’t great, and that kind of sunk the movie for me.*****

The verdict: Skip

(Though honestly, it’s a piece of Americana, captures an interesting period in the US (Philadelphia looks run-down and trashy and all the cars are so very big) and was much better than I thought it would be, so you should probably see it at some point.)

Cost: Free from the Multnomah County Library
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching:

Further sentences:

*I’ve never seen a single film in the franchise, but I loved Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” from Rocky III and growing up I for-sure saw a lot of ads for the movies.
**With an underdeveloped female and a “charmingly persistent” male. Neither have aged well, but I loved the mousy Adrian we began with.
***Favorite scene: Rocky is invited to fight Apollo Creed and have the chance to become the heavyweight champion of the world. His response and reasoning were exactly right and exactly not what I was expecting.
****There are some really great speeches in this film, mostly coming from Apollo Creed, but also Burgess Meredith has his day too, as does Rocky.
*****I see how he channeled all his feelings about failing as an actor into this script. The problem is, that I think he did fail as an actor; his insistence on being Rocky made for a lesser movie.******
******But this was a huge hit, so clearly many people didn’t have a problems I did with this film.

Questions:

  • When did you first see Rocky? What did you know about it.
  • Rocky and Adrien’s relationship, yay or nay?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Most of the scenes of Rocky jogging through Philadelphia were shot guerrilla-style, with no permits, no equipment, and no extras. The shot where he runs past the moored boat for example, the crew were simply driving by the docks, and John G. Avildsen saw the boat, and thought it would make a good visual, so he had Sylvester Stallone simply get out of the van and run along the quays, while Avildsen himself filmed from the side door. A similar story concerns the famous shot of Rocky jogging through the food market. As he runs, the stall keepers and the people on the sidewalks can clearly be seen looking at him in bemusement. While this works in the context of the film to suggest they’re looking at Rocky, in reality, they had no idea why this man was running up and down the road being filmed from a van.

(A lot of the lore around this film makes for an ever more compelling narrative.)

Other reviews of Rocky:

  • Guess how hard it is to find reviews of Rocky written by women.
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Kunis and Timberlake Sparkle in Friends with Benefits.

Justin Timberlake and Milia Kunis in Friends with Benefits
The two of them. So very likable.

Friends with Benefits

?Directed by Will Gluck?
?Written by Keith Merryman, David A. Newman, and Will Gluck?

The review:

This film worked for me because I was in the mood, I like both Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake,* and I was amused by the recurring joke.** However, this is one of those romantic comedies written for women by men and I can’t help but wonder how much better it would have been if a member of the audience it is aimed at was part of the team that created it.*** Ultimately, it’s good at what it does,**** but I want more.

The verdict: Good

Cost: Netflix monthly fee $8.99/month
Where watched: at home

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*Plus ancillary performances by Richard Jenkins, Jenna Elfman, and Patricia Clarkson, also always delightful.
**It has to do with Capitan Sully’s historic landing.
***Or, gosh, all of the people who created it?
****And memorializes the flash mob thing, which is fun.

Questions:

  • Do planes more or less land themselves?
  • New York or Los Angeles?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Although Jason Segal and Rashida Jones are technically uncredited in the film, their real names can be seen on the cover of the DVD next to the TV when Dylan and Jamie are watching it.

Other reviews of Friends with Benefits:

Orange background with a white frame. Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?—Friends with Benefits. Read the three sentence movie review. 3SMReviews.com
Psst. It’s called Revolutionary Road.

Top Movies March 2021

6 movies watched, 3 movies rewatched.

Rewatched:

March. Where one movie blew me away.

Click on any title to read the full review.

This Gun for Hire

Aside from those two on the left, hey look! He’s a what? He’s a what? He’s a music man!

Alan Ladd, Veronica Lake, Robert Preston in This Gun for Hire. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com This Gun for Hire.

Playing It Cool

Chris Evans’s character would like to think he was starring in a noir.

Michelle Monaghan and Chris Evans in Playing It Cool. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Playing It Cool

Ben is Back

Being the mom of an addict is no fun.

Courtney B. Vance, Lucas Hedges, and Julia Roberts in Ben Is Back. Text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Ben Is Back

Kid 90

All those child stars from the 80s are middle-aged now and so, perhaps, are you.

Part of the poster for the film Kid 90, showing 90s teen stars. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Kid 90

Laura

38 years later he would be the guy who laughed at the end of “Thriller.” But here? Shelby Carpenter.

Vincent Price and Gene Tierney in Laura. A star with text: Good. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Laura

Promising Young Woman

The best vehicle for Paris Hilton’s “Stars Are Blind” ever.

Carey Mulligan in Promising Young Woman. A star with text Recommended. An arch with text: 3SMReviews.com: Promising Young Woman

The Promise of Promising Young Woman

Carey Mulligan in Promising Young Woman

Promising Young Woman

?Directed by Emerald Fennell?
?Written by Emerald Fennell?

The review:

If I tell you this movie is a revenge thriller you’ll probably get a very specific picture in your mind.* But it’s not that movie at all, it’s a candy colored confection that is funny, sweet, and can spark some incredible conversations about consent and the things we tell each other.** Carey Mulligan is a chameleon, putting off and taking off personalities, and she’s backed by a talented cast.***

The verdict: Recommended.****

Cost: $1.30 from Redbox (I waited so very patiently for the $19.99 price to drop, and then had a Redbox Coupon that saved me 50¢)
Where watched: at home

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*Dark, moody, angry, and either containing a ton of spattered blood throughout or at least a massive bloodbath at the end.
**Ideally things are starting to change, but this is the kind of change we need now, not eventually. Also, it will make you like a Paris Hilton song.
***Me during the opening credits: Beau Burnham is in this?!! Alison Brie! Laverne Cox! Connie Britton!
****The movie ended, the bonus features started, the bonus features ended, and I started the movie again. Then watched it for a third time the next night with Matt.

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

The title is a reference to Brock Turner, a Stanford University student who was convicted of sexual assault in 2016. Despite his conviction, he was referred to by some as a “promising young man.”

Other reviews of Promising Young Woman:

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A Bunch of Men Talk about Laura in Laura

Vincent Price and Gene Tierney in Laura.

Laura

?Directed by Otto Preminger?
?Written by Jay Dratler, Samuel Hoffenstein, and Elizabeth Renhardt?

The review:

Dana Andrews* is our hard-boiled detective investigating the murder of Laura Hunt (Gene Tierney,**) a charismatic and beloved career woman shot in her apartment. Like all good noirs, somthin’ ain’t right and we can place our bets as we learn more about Laura through flashbacks narrated by Clifton Webb,*** Vincent Price,**** and others. This movie has great dialog and a great twist I didn’t see coming that made this a very satisfying story.

The verdict: Good

Cost: $3.99 via Google Play (I could have gotten it from the library, if I had planned ahead.)
Where watched: at home

Consider also watching:

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*I found him to be flat in this, though I’ve liked him in State Fair and his performance in The Best Years of Our Lives (that movie is slow, though and I don’t recommend it.)
**Incredibly likable!
***The single-and-fussy (and you can use your 1940s translator to understand what that really means) columnist who adores Laura.
****He was once young!

Questions:

  • It might be fun to have a marathon featuring movies from the 40s through the 60s with women who have careers. What comes to mind?
  • Would you have dated Shelby Carpenter?

Favorite IMDB trivia item:

Despite the Oscar snub of the score, David Raksin’s music proved to be so popular that the studio soon found itself inundated with letters asking if there was a recording available of the main theme. Soon, sheet music and recordings of the instrumental music were released and proved to be a huge hit with the public.

Other reviews of Laura:

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