Oh look! The Navy wants me! They think I’ve set my sights on a bachelor’s degree and they can help me get it. And look at all the incredible perks. Hmmm. No mention that we are at war right now. I’d better join quickly as I’m currently 34, the maximum age for non-prior service enlistments. Thanks, PSU, for selling my name.
Day: March 23, 2009
Requiem: Spatula
O! Dollar Store Spatula! How perfect you were! This was a replacement spatula for a similar one I picked up in college, lo those many years ago. That one met a similar fate, and I loudly mourned its passing. This one showed up in my Christmas stocking a few weeks later, my mother having heard a lot of the trials of spatula-less life. Which are many. Trying to flip fried eggs, spatula-less? Very difficult.
I was amazed that the new one was exactly like the one that came before it. “Where ever did you manage to find it?” I asked, temporarily forgetting the standardized modern manufacturing and distribution process.
“I got it at the dollar store.” my mother replied, shaking me back into the present. Of course there is more than one basic plastic spatula.
This one met its end when I was banging it against the sink trying to remove collard greens. It just split in two. Adieu, good friend and trusty helper.